so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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