I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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