She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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