How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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