in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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