if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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