The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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