Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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