I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
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