Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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