just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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