And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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