he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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