I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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