We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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