Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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