I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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