Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Randomize
