I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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