Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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