i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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