Sponge bath it is.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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