Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Randomize
