D3 body, D1 cock
We're facebook friends in real life
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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