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I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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