i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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