gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Just pee around me
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Randomize
