Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
My ATM looks so different sober.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Randomize
