Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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