only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
Randomize
