How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
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