I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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