no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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