If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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