i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
home. puking in laundry basket.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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