i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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