Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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