Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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