Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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