she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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