i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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