well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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