Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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