He is an equal opportunity slut.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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