i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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