Me too!
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
And then he peed in my hair
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