do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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