Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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