i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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