I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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