i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
it was like eating out sand paper
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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