I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I am midnight drunk by noon
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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