Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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