in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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