So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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